Fabulous it seems I am a 1 million pound lottery winner.
I know, I can barely believe it too. I thought I would get this quick post in, as no doubt I am going to get really busy after I start cashing in on my good fortune
I just have to fill in this quick form, bank account details and the like, and then tah-dah, I am set. Won’t take me but a moment.
I also have to answer another email from my good friend Mr David Mark.
David, it appears, is the Auditor for the Bank of the North International, Abuja – he is having a little problem too that only I, his new friend can assist with.
All I have to do is give him my bank account details, and I will be rewarded with a percentage of the 12 million US $ that he is having a little problem getting out of the country – it seems easy enough.
Listen he sounds helluva honest. He has already referred to me as his friend on several occasions - sure he has spelled friend incorrectly twice in the letter, but no doubt David is busy, and he has other things to concern himself with.
So that is what I have planned for my evening, I will let you know how it pans out.