I found this site some time ago, and it reminded me of one of those “magic eight balls” that you shake and it always gives you the right answer.
There are so many pearls of wisdom on this site that it is hard to find one that really stands out above the other. But truly this one could be my t-shirt/spoon/bad ornamental plate of the day “you can’t polish a fucking turd” — say it a few times, you suddenly realise it is actually quite deep and meaningful and you can use it in so many situations.















































Karen du Toit (@karentoittoit)
/ April 12, 2012Ditto!! LOL
JoDon
/ April 12, 2012Well said!
Polishing a fucking turd means the turdiness rubbing off on you! So in theory if you polish a fucking turd long enough you will also become a turd!?
* pondering*
countesskaz
/ April 13, 2012No, I think it means that a turd is a turd is a turd, you can’t polish it and make it better coz it’s still just a turd.
blackhuff
/ April 12, 2012Agree – great
Cat@jugglingactoflife
/ April 12, 2012Brilliant