I am not a big television fan.
I get home, I tend to do what I need in terms of dinner/bath/bed for kids, and then attend to myself in roughly the same order. Out of choice I would rather read a book, but Kennith has other plans, and Kennith is the one who holds the remote.
Any the way, I don’t DSTV channel surf much, as I am seldom allowed to hold the remote. But now that I am at home and I sit in my little pseudo office, I turn the television on and switch to a documentary and leave it in the background.
That being said I have managed to catch several inserts of Kate Plus 8 or Kate Makes 8 – or what ever it is called. Key point woman who is divorced, has a set of twins and then a set of sextuplets (is that the correct word?) and all these kids are under 10 years old.
Any the who, most of the shows I have caught are her on outings with her 8 / EIGHT kids – I seriously have no idea how she does it.
Today I fetch the kids from school. I stop at Woolworths, and I want to run in – I want to leave all three of them in the car and pop in.
Isabelle starts screaming her head off as she wants to come with me. Georgia and Connor start screaming – not raising their voices – but screaming “I’M THE BOSS, I’M THE BOSS, I’M THE BOSS…” and then arguing vehemently about who will be the boss whilst I am away.
I am sitting in the driver’s seat wondering if I should just gas us all now – but then I think of how dos Kate copes with 8?
She always appears to have good hair, well french manicured nails, no roots showing, and usually is wearing heels with shorts. She sometimes appears a little ruffled, but I never hear her cursing at her kids or going ape shit – maybe they edit those bits out.
I am just trying to pop in to Woolworths for a Macaroni and Cheese with Bacon (I had a craving) and I can’t even do that without my three going totally bat shit.
I have no idea how Kate Gosselin does it.
To get divorced and not fight for the other parent to take custody - with 8 kids!!! That is really one of those times when you want your partner to take the kids, and you get visitation every second Wednesday night for three hours, up until they are about 12.
Anyway, I am going to google Kate (with 8) and figure out if she is on medication, because god’s truth there is no way any earthly person could look that good, have eight children and not be drinking by 10am!!