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This is the part where I tell you to be kind to animals, to help little old ladies across the road, and just give other moms who are having a kak day a bit of a gap from the insistent need to offer them advise on how to control their child losing his/her shit in the bread aisle at Woolworths.
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I think that ship has already sailed.
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Some days I am really proud of shit I say, some days I am embarrassed - some days I have no recall of what happened yesterday.
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Including the right that I have to come over and slap you if you spell "a lot" as "alot" -- however I am forgiven for constantly muddling up effect and affect.
kennith
/ June 28, 2010the long hair is not the problem, but days 3 to 6 after she finally shaves those lovely legs it feels like you are cuddling with desperate dan from the dandy annual! And the thought of him under your covers is not really what you want to go with…
cat@juggling act
/ June 28, 2010Ag thanks for the smile this morning. Be assured – the cast is great and I can join too.
Laura
/ June 28, 2010I actually had a post typed up about my waxing experience last week – my daughter, after watching me for a few minutes try and wax my underarms without actually shreaking with pain, asked ‘I actually can not understand at all what you are doing’ and she walked away shaking her head!
Its life!
I also hate shaving – my boyfriend actually had to ask nicely last week if I could please shave my legs “blush”
reluctantmom
/ June 28, 2010Again, I take solace that I am not alone in this …..
Hilary
/ June 28, 2010Kennith’s right. However (was it you who said sounds better than ‘but’?), let’s face it, we’re a bunch of adults coming here every day to read about (and enjoy) a total stranger’s life. Who are we do judge? We’re just all one big dysfunctional family really 🙂
Lauren
/ June 28, 2010I have a smile on my face as I am typing this… probably looking like a right idiot to those around me.
DH commented on my lack of feminine grooming last night – I told him that it keeps me warm in winter and cool in summer – if he doesnt like it then he should send me for lazer treatments to get rid of it 🙂
Shayne
/ June 28, 2010I doubt you’re the only Yeti out there – i think my DH long learn’t to ignore the fluff that surrounds my legs during the winter months. We have to keep warm, don’t we?
Vision
/ June 28, 2010You really know how to bring a smile to my face on a Monday Morning 🙂
reluctantmom
/ June 28, 2010With my hair issues I aim to please!