Very exciting time.
I am very excited about Saturday night. The SA Blog Awards is being held at the One and Only in Cape Town and I wish I could be there – it is a cash bar, but I still would have liked to be there.
Seriously, how many opportunities like this are going to present themselves to me? Clearly very few in my life time, but that being said we will need to miss it as we are going to be in ZANZIBAR!
I really do not get tired of saying that!
Can you come over for a lunch on Saturday? Er, no sorry, we will be in Zanzibar.
Would you like to join us for dinner on Monday night? Sorry, would love to, but we will be in Zanzibar.
This is Dr E, your yearly enema is scheduled for Tuesday, can you make the appointment? As lovely as that sounds, I will need to miss it this year, I will be in Zanzibar!
Yes, one does not tire of saying it. But I can well imagine one tires of hearing about it rather rapidly, so I won’t say it again.
My friends Alice and David will be going to the evening and taking photos and hopefully drinking too much. I will be waiting in excitement to hear the outcome.
The reality is Tertia is an established blogger, book writer, and all around incredible woman. She has not only been around the block, but she knows everyone on the block and well might have created the block as well.
I also acknowledge that I am officially the “great white hope” or the “total outsider” in this categroy, and losing out to her will not be a disgrace.
I will be very sad, desperately sad actually, and probably need an extra few Mojito to get me over the disappointing. But I think drinks and a two hour back massage on the beach, should assist me in soldiering through this one.
The downside of Zanzibar is that I really do not like airplanes. It is not the metal structure of the plane that is the problems, as much as the thought of me in them and them not quite making it to the other side.
Me – claustrophobic – in cramped economy seats. Me with 2000 litres of highly-explosive jet fuel under my lady-bits. Me with only a badly designed life jacket standing between me and shards of my body being strewn over the landscape.
I not only think the plane is going to crash, I am convinced of it, and then start to panic because I am the only person in the know.
When the drinks trolley shudders down the aisle I think it is going to knock a hole into the base of the plane and we are all going to die. As happy as I am to see the drinks trolley, it does unfortunately cause me further stress.
If this trip is anything like the jaunt we did to Mozambique, the plane will be small, there will be some questionable repairs on it and the runway will be about the length of my driveway. The plane will come in at an almighty speed, the pilot (licence gained via correspondence) will pull up the brake so hard that the entire plane will shudder. We will slam into the runway, and know we have about 12 meters to stop before we run into the herd of cows peacefully grazing at the end of the stretch of tar.
I do drink Rescue, and then attempt to drink copious amounts of alcohol on board – even if it is the breakfast flight. I live by the idea that in accidents, it is always the drunk person who walks away unharmed.
This morning in the shower I started thinking about what dying would do to the kids. Not their dying, my dying.
When Kennith and I got married we drafted a new will and sorted out guardianship of the kids, so that did make me feel a bit better. I must confess it did not make me feel any better about any of the flights, and I think I might have peed a bit at the thought, but I was in the shower, so who will know?
I am decidedly anxious today – I need to pack, and I need to hug and kiss the kids and leave them with a good impression of me in case I do not see them again. Tricky to work out what you would say if it was the last time …. you can see why I am not the life of the party can’t you?
But if all goes well, I will have a great time, survive the trip, my luggage will arrive this time – however I did learn from my last experience and will pack my swimming costume, a sarong, change of underwear, toothbrush and hair conditioner in my carry on luggage. Last holiday I ended up having to wear Kennith’s spare underwear!
I plan to buy a book in Johannesburg as I always do – a big fat period (as it Tudor, not menstruation) piece, so that will be my little present to myself – actually it will need to be Kennith’s present to me, as I am too broke to afford a book right now.
No blog updates this coming week I am afraid.
I will ask my mate Alice to post a comment update on this post with the results of Saturday -the Blog Awards, not my death – so if anyone is interested they can go along and take a look see.
Enjoy the long weekend, and travel safely if you are going away.
Good luck to moms and dads, I hope you survive the school holidays in tact! Take comfort that it is much shorter than the June/July massacre we had to contend with.