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Some days I am really proud of shit I say, some days I am embarrassed - some days I have no recall of what happened yesterday.
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Including the right that I have to come over and slap you if you spell "a lot" as "alot" -- however I am forgiven for constantly muddling up effect and affect.
Marcia
/ October 5, 2010Congratulations! You won! And what a fantastic celebration – Zanzibar 🙂
reluctantmom
/ October 5, 2010Thank you Marcia!!
Hilary
/ September 28, 2010Congrats Celeste. Had a sneaky feeling that you’d do it though 😉
Nisey
/ September 28, 2010killing small babies???? very very creepy!
cat@juggling act
/ September 27, 2010Oh I am so excited to hear you won! Yippee! Ok, to the topic at hand, seriously search engines are weird. When you search :Bar juggler in Dubai” my blog used to come up as the first choice. Kid you not!
Jana
/ September 26, 2010Congrats on winning!!!! Yeah, killing small babies so creepy.
The friend that made you do it
/ September 26, 2010Wow, wow, OMG wow! Am so very proud of you. Always knew you would turn this into a winner. Now aren’t you glad we conned you into thinking it wouldn’t be so bad?
Alice D'Aguiar
/ September 25, 2010YOU’RE THE WINNERRRRRRRR!!!!!
So there we were…. off to the One & Only on Celeste’s behalf to stand in should she win the Top Parenting Blog award. We arrived, feeling rightly intimidated (fish out of water had nothing on us)… Made it clear to all and sundry that we’re stand in’s and not the actual nominees should someone confuse us and I don’t know… want an autograph or something!!!! We sat, we watched, we clapped, we were entertained & amused. Then the category for Top Parenting Blog was called and up I ran as pleased as punch at my friendling Celeste.
From someone who was in pursuit of reducing therapy costs and decided to do this solely as a personal purge platform… to WINNER OF THE TOP PARENTING BLOG FOR 2010!!! Wow… proud does not begin to describe…. We were honored to be there on your behalf. We super stoked & proud of you. I have great big shiny glass thing on my desktop as we speak… Will keep it safe on our mantle until your return from Zanzibar. May cocktail hour continue… let the celebrations begin!!! Congrats luv.
southbelle
/ September 25, 2010Love it! The Killing Small Babies is totally creepy though.
Ally_R
/ September 24, 2010LOL How bizarre. While looking through my ‘search thingies’ my husband and I saw that a lot of people come to my blog from sex sites. Maybe they’re hungry after doing the deed online? lol
Good luck for tomorrow night! 🙂