Yesterday I was on the Dr Eve website. Unfortunately as time progresses it turns out that I might be a prude. The link under “shop” made me blush just looking at the wares, and several times I had to ask myself “what would someone do with that?”
Why our work firewall does not block this site, clearly shows that there is a hole big enough to drive a porn site through, but that is another discussion for another day.
I have never been inside an Adult World or any of the other “adult” stores that are popping up. They usually look seedy and grim, and sadly a bit too much like an escort agency or seedy nightclub.
I am not sure I will be able to browse like a mature person, without feeling mortally embarrassed and start giggling like a twelve year old – this is assuming I could make it through the door. The added problem is that when I feel embarrassed I start to say the most inappropriate things – sort of my way of lightening the mood, the problem is that what I say only causes me more embarrassment and usually leaves on-lookers mortified.
Anyway back to the website. This particular product popped up – in my defense, I did not search for it, it just popped up – and I am going to keep saying that until someone believes me.
Initially I thought it was something else, so did not pay it much mind. And then for some reason I looked at it a bit closer and realized it was a fake arse that you can actually buy. Or buy for someone you think will use it or has a need for it.
The advert indicates that this is aimed at the heterosexual male market, rather than the not-heterosexual male, which raised my eyebrow further (I can hear you screaming prude!)
Once I got over the initial shock and the realisation of what someone does with this, I realized for a company to make this sort of a product, must mean that there is a demand. A demand big enough to warrant someone making a mould, and a prototype and then going into full scale production.
I really would hate to be the product development manager who has to spring this idea on his production team.
I did not realise that this pastime was, well, so popular that may necessitate a home-entertainment version for ease of use!
There only appears to be a pink one, but will there be other colours on offer? And would someone who maybe usually prefers pink, maybe opt for black just for a “see if you like it” shopping approach? Oh dear, you can see how one’s mind can really run off with this.
We have a wedding to attend in February. It is a couple who has a lot of stuff. They have indicated there is really nothing they need – because they have combined two households, and actually have two of a lot of things.
My thinking is that they might not need one of these Fleshjack Pink Jack Ass Originals but might they want one? I am going to check if our other friends who are going to the wedding will want to chip in towards this as a wedding gift. I think the “thank you” card is going to be awesome.
