What to buy that man in your life who may have everything ….

Yesterday I was on the Dr Eve website.  Unfortunately as time progresses it turns out that I might be a prude.  The link under “shop” made me blush just looking at the wares, and several times I had to ask myself “what would someone do with that?”

Why our work firewall does not block this site, clearly shows that there is a hole big enough to drive a porn site through, but that is another discussion for another day.

I have never been inside an Adult World or any of the other “adult” stores that are popping up.  They usually look seedy and grim, and sadly a bit too much like an escort agency or seedy nightclub.

I am not sure I will be able to browse like a mature person, without feeling mortally embarrassed and start giggling like a twelve year old – this is assuming I could make it through the door.  The added problem is that when I feel embarrassed I start to say the most inappropriate things – sort of my way of lightening the mood, the problem is that what I say only causes me more embarrassment and usually leaves on-lookers mortified.

Anyway back to the website.  This particular product popped up – in my defense, I did not search for it, it just popped up – and I am going to keep saying that until someone believes me.

Initially I thought it was something else, so did not pay it much mind.  And then for some reason I looked at it a bit closer and realized it was a fake arse that you can actually buy.  Or buy for someone you think will use it or has a need for it.

The advert indicates that this is aimed at the heterosexual male market, rather than the not-heterosexual male, which raised my eyebrow further (I can hear you screaming prude!)

Once I got over the initial shock and the realisation of what someone does with this, I realized for a company to make this sort of a product, must mean that there is a demand.  A demand big enough to warrant someone making a mould, and a prototype and then going into full scale production.

I really would hate to be the product development manager who has to spring this idea on his production team.

I did not realise that this pastime was, well, so popular that may necessitate a home-entertainment version for ease of use!

There only appears to be a pink one, but will there be other colours on offer? And would someone who maybe usually prefers pink, maybe opt for black just for a “see if you like it” shopping approach?  Oh dear, you can see how one’s mind can really run off with this.

We have a wedding to attend in February.  It is a couple who has a lot of stuff.  They have indicated there is really nothing they need – because they have combined two households, and actually have two of a lot of things.

My thinking is that they might not need one of these Fleshjack Pink Jack Ass Originals but might they want one?  I am going to check if our other friends who are going to the wedding will want to chip in towards this as a wedding gift.  I think the “thank you” card is going to be awesome.

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  1. Dilbert

     /  October 14, 2010

    Celeste, you neglected to mention that if you click on the Dr Eve link, the site has loud sound effects that play out very audibly staright into to the ear of the very conservative Afrkaans bloke in the cubicle next to mine.

    • reluctantmom

       /  October 15, 2010

      That is so funny!! Screaming with laughter! I do not have sound on my system, so not only did I neglect to mention it, but now I cannot wait to get home and to click on it again!

  2. Tammy

     /  October 14, 2010

    Jees, we had an Adult World next to our favourite bottle store in my student days – it was a regular ‘class trip’. I couldn’t tell you what was on the shelves though, spent a hell of a lot of time staring at the floor. Guess that makes me a bit of a prude too..?

  3. Sharon

     /  October 14, 2010

    You have to check out there shops, especially designed sex shops for women!

  4. John

     /  October 14, 2010

    I think this is a very one sided benefit type product for a wedding gift….

    • reluctantmom

       /  October 14, 2010

      Again if the man in the relationship fancies this sort of extra-mural activity, then maybe this sort of item, would allow the female part of the relationship a bit of a rest from the rather jarring effects …. just possibly.

      I will put it out there and see what other’s think ….. you have not exactly said it is a bad idea as a wedding gift idea …..

  5. Hilary

     /  October 14, 2010

    LOL I think this is hilarious. I’ve never been in an adult shop but would love to have a look inside – if only DH was game. Wonder what size this thing comes in? Big enough to strap around a waist or what? Who the heck thinks this up???

  6. LOL classic I dare you it would be the most awesome wedding gift ever hahaha. I’m in Ally’s class 😉 and I’m getting my pole 2 weeks from now. Although it will be more dancing happening with it and depending on my husband’s behaviour maybe some stripping too 😛

  7. reluctantmom

     /  October 14, 2010

    Oh my heavens …. I did not used to be this much of a prude, but for some reason this kind of stuff mortifies me – totally! I need to attend a “toy party” at some point, but I would need to be seriously a bottle of wine in, before I think I can manage to overcome my own shyness and awkwardness about this kind of stuff.

  8. You should go with me…I’m not a prude at all lol. The first time I was in one of “those” shops I was blushing profusely but now I’m a pro. I’ve even hosted 1 or 2 ‘toy’ parties and have attended more then 10! 🙂 I’m even thinking of getting a stripper pole installed in my house lol….


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