I often glance at the search results to show me how people arrived at my page – without a shadow of a doubt this is my week’s winner:
Shame, I hope he was not too disappointed.
I often glance at the search results to show me how people arrived at my page – without a shadow of a doubt this is my week’s winner:
Shame, I hope he was not too disappointed.
Posted by reluctantmom on June 24, 2011
https://reluctantmom.wordpress.com/2011/06/24/big-white-mom-looking-for-men/
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John B
/ June 29, 2011it is the one under your highlighted one that intrigues me?
reluctantmom
/ June 30, 2011Why does that not surprise me …… of course what surprises me is someone searched for that and it led them to my blog.
Corve
/ June 25, 2011lol i have weird ones too
reluctantmom
/ June 25, 2011I know, it is a bit freaky to read them …. and then wonder who is this person who would search for that …. more disturbing is that I pop up as a possibly result to the search …..
Kennith
/ June 24, 2011I am surprised you only had 1 hit through “Mom Wine Blog” – really!
reluctantmom
/ June 25, 2011Probably because the rest have already figured it out and have me a “favourite” so do not need to google search to find me.
Amanda vd Westhuizen
/ June 24, 2011parabel of tony?
Yasmin @ alittlelessfluff
/ June 24, 2011I must admit I had a giggle at the “moms face fuck” one. But yeah, that is totally strange.
cat@juggling act
/ June 24, 2011The “Kill me now” one scares me more. But what the?
jenny
/ June 24, 2011moms face fuck. awesome.
reluctantmom
/ June 24, 2011I know, sort of makes me wonder what I said somewhere that made that pop up in a search engine and direct people here …….. all very disturbing …
To Love Bella
/ June 24, 2011What the….? I don’t understand…
Particurlarly because my daughters’ name appears second from the bottom?! Huh?
reluctantmom
/ June 24, 2011I have mentioned adoption before, and I sometimes people refer to my Isabelle as Isabella, so odds are they were directed here, but more than likely your blog would have popped up on their search as well ……