My greatest enemy …



Sometimes I wear two shirts – in that too hip to be 2013 way – and both shirts are loose and floaty (read do not stick to my fat rolls) and then both shirts have the loopy things.

There are so many straps and loopy things that I start to feel like Harry Houdini and wonder when someone is going to put me into a barrel and kick me over Niagara Falls.

I am always scared to cut them off just in case I will need them later ….