Face Slimmer is a simple solution ….. more of my investigative journalism ….

We all know I am pretty cutting edge when it comes to sourcing and sharing the latest glamour or beauty products.


Any the way …

To get and maintain the perfect visage, you don’t need the cosmetic surgeon’s knife.

All you need is a mouthpiece.

Yes, the Face Slimmer is a simple solution to the timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift. Just three minutes per day is all you need; pop in the mold and then make mouth movements.

The makers recommend you say vowel sounds out loud over and over again, producing regular and methodical exercises that will strength the twelve facial expression muscles in a comprehensive way.


Fight wrinkles around your eyes and help shape the overall look of your face, whether in front of the mirror, in the bath or at any other convenient time every day.

The movements are given extra load by the mold, forcing everything to work a bit harder and resulting in more youthful, vibrant faces.


The Face Slimmer Mouth Exercise Mouthpiece features

  • Recommend for use for three minutes per day, with vowel exercises
  • Materials: silicone rubber
  • Size: around 7 x 7.2 x 4.75cm (2.8 x 2.8 x 1.9″)
  • Color: red (color may vary slightly from that shown in images)


I am almost sure that Donatella Versace has been using one of these — that is pretty much the only explanation I can find for her present look.


Meanwhile in Russia …


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  1. Yeah more like a turn yourself into a blow-up doll kit!

  2. Very disturbing…all of it.

  3. Love your work! Where on earth so you find this kak! 🙂 Its hysterical!!
    Thank you for the laugh. Its miserable weather here in Ballitoville so my mood was such until this post!

    • I think the universe just sends it to me …. or I spend too much time with Senor Google after the third glass of evening wine ….

  4. The Blessed Barrenness

     /  October 17, 2013

    This looks very much like something out of a weird porno!

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