I was telling someone recently, having “children who were considering being sexually active” join you at a few visits to the Spur, and they oversee the children.
See that it is impossible to hold a conversation with an adult.
See that there will be at least one sticky glass of cooldrink poured over the table.
As your food arrives, a child will demand to go to the bathroom – where you will spend the next 15 minutes. – whilst your food gets cold, grey and what ever the sauce is congeals.
Only to get back to the table, take a bite, and have another child (and in some cases the same one) who needs to go to the toilet for a number 2.
Someone will end up crying because they did not get what they ordered, when in actual fact they got exactly what they had ordered.
You will end up crying because you cannot wave down a waiter to bring you enough beer or wine to make this awful evening start looking like something less awful.
Sex education should just be following a family around with children ……. a few no sleep nights with poop on you, vomit all over your shirt and sleep that lasts in 8 minute bursts will probably reduce the population dramatically -and prevent 1000 of school girl pregnancies.
Credit to Scary Mom for the image.