The things you hear when you visit your (ex) sister in law.
I was over at hers, and her chickens were moving around the garden. They normally are inside a coop, but the dogs were packed away and there were chickens hanging out, some being cool, some being total wankers.
I really don’t know much about chickens, so my perception of what makes a chicken a wanker might be flawed.
My sister in law asks me :”Would you like a chicken?”
I think about it a bit and let her know that I am not really interested in keeping chickens. I have a dog and a cat, the odds of the chicken making it through his first week at mine is rather poor.
On the other hand I quite like the taste of chicken, and if he was serving no real purpose, I was happy to eat him.
At this she screamed: “Don’t eat my cock!!”
As if I was going to do it right there in front of her. What does she think I am? Totally unfeeling?
Anyway the conversation continued and we spoke a bit more about her cock that was available. She insisted on using the word “cock” …. I continued the conversation far longer than I would normally, just so I could hear her say “cock” a lot.
If you are in Cape Town and keen on this lad who thinks he is quite good looking — and you promise not to eat him, then Charlene can make a plan to get him to you.
Sidebar note on this guy: She mentioned something about him waking up and crowing a tad on the early side, so if you like your sleep being interrupted by a screeching fowl, then this guy is for you.
On a similar story — Cape Town has the Labia Theatre, for reasons that escape me right now.
A few years back, there was a promotion in Cape Town. It had something to do with “something I can’t recall” – maybe it was their birthday or they were doing something epic.
Anyway they asked restaurants to get involved. At that stage I had a family member who worked at a popular burger restaurant in Long Street, and she put a “Labia Burger” on the restaurant’s menu.
She did not or could not make the connection. And she kept saying “It’s for the Labia Theatre …” and I kept going: “Yes, I see that….but it’s a labia burger …….. ”
Anyway, so that is my post about the Labia, and a plea of not eating the cock mentioned above.
That, I think is enough from me for one day.
