I think we are all familiar with the phenomena.
The night before last – I am sitting with my iphone and started chatting to a friend of mine.
I am used to using my nails as a stylus, but now I have to use the side of my baby finger. The result is that it sometimes takes me a little while to compose a message.
Any the who, this friend and I start chatting.
Before I get in to bed, or actually as I get in to bed, I take my “night meds” – my meds work pretty quickly and are so effective that I do not take them and then go shower – as I am sure I may fall and knock my brains out. My “night meds” are a commitment, once they are in, the game is over, there is no monkey business or operating heavy machinery, it is all fall down and stay there.
So I am chatting my my friend A on WhatsApp …..
At some point the medication kicks in, so technically I have left the building, even though my body is still there.
The next morning I pick up the phone and see there is this odd message on my chat history and immediately I think Kennith is a tool, as he has used my phone in error.
My phone is black and his is white, so I am pretty sure he must be seriously dim spirited. I apologise to my friend for this strange message and we carry on chatting.
Last night I say to Kennith:” You know you used my phone in error and added a message ….”
Kennith looks at me, and I pass him the phone, he reads the message, looks back at me and starts to laugh.
Me: What’s so funny?
Kennith: Do you not remember this?
Me: Errr, no what?
Kennith: Do you not remember struggling to type a message, so you decided to use SIRI and then you were slurring so badly SIRI did not understand you, and you said SIRI is stupid?
Me: I have SIRI on my phone?
Kennith – with tears running down his cheeks is trying to re-enact my slurring, and my inability to form a coherent sentence.
Kennith: Do you remember the movie you were watching?
Me = zero, like not even an incling of what he is talking about.
My message read: “Hpbst on this on well test for PC Bondeson well it’s a fine it’s 10 choices six.”
Seems legit.