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This is the part where I tell you to be kind to animals, to help little old ladies across the road, and just give other moms who are having a kak day a bit of a gap from the insistent need to offer them advise on how to control their child losing his/her shit in the bread aisle at Woolworths.

My stuff here is {mostly} my own thoughts - and I do not amend my speech to adjust to your map of the world, or an advertiser or in a bid to make money from my blog.

I think that ship has already sailed.

If the word FUCK offends you --- please step away from this blog, it is really going to offend you.

Some days I am really proud of shit I say, some days I am embarrassed - some days I have no recall of what happened yesterday.

This site may contain personal misinformation or stuff written for stuff sake. A fair deal of swearing, and moaning goes on here.

Activities and parenting advise appearing or described on this site may be potentially dangerous.

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Including the right that I have to come over and slap you if you spell "a lot" as "alot" -- however I am forgiven for constantly muddling up effect and affect.